Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?