What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

How do you make a cow float?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?