What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you call a sad latte?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

When do cows get tired?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What fairy loves to count?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?