Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Which fly makes films?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Which subject has two parts?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?