People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What are you studying in math?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?