What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?