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What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Which bug is related to you?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

How do automobiles fly?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?