How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What tea do footballers drink?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call a pig thief?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's the difference between people and chickens?