Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why was the fish so smart?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Which insect makes the best father?

What animal floats best?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?