What do fairies always drink?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?