What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do insects learn at school?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call a happy cowboy?