What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Do dads always snore?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What sport can waiters play really well?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

How much money does a skunk have?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?