What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

How do you talk to a giant?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What dogs are always lying to you?