Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's the opposite of irony?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?