What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Companion-ship.
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How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
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