Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?