What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What sport is full of interior designers?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?