What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a silly hill?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?