How did the toad die?
He croaked.
What do you call a Russian flea?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are goats so funny?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
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