How did the toad die?
He croaked.
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
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