What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did electricity win the race?