What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What season begins with a thud?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

How does the sun listen to music?