Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did one plate say to the other?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?