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What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you call a very small Valentine?