How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why are cars magic?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call a silly hill?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?