What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What day is your mom always right?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Where does laundry go to college?
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