How does a taco bless the table?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Did you know about April 1st?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?