Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why are ET's eyes so big?