What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

I'm not a bad putter.