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What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

How do you get straight A's?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?