Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What's the most masculine animal?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?