What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do cows say on NYE?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?