Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which subject has two parts?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?