What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Which insect is the smartest?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?