Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Bears love exotic cars.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
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