Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
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What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call an insincere horse?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
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