Why do two skunks argue?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?