What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Which animals make the best football players?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
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