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A doggy bag.
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What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
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Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What tea do footballers drink?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
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