What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do you call a fly without wings?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?