What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What school subject really rocks?
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