Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What do cats wear to work?