What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the sick chicken say?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
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