Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Where would you put an injured insect?