What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
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