Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Which insect makes the best father?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?