What do ducks get after they eat?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

When do astronauts eat?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?