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Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?