Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

How does the sun listen to music?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?