Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What animals make the best students?