Where do clowns go on vacation?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What day do hands always go to church?