What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Which animal will never go bald?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?