What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do fish do at parades?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
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