What day is your mom always right?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What's a forklift?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?