What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Bears love exotic cars.
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