What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
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What do horses say to greet each other?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
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