Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What do you call a fish without an eye?