What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you give a sick lemon?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

How do you get straight A's?