How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why did electricity win the race?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?