Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What reads and lives in an apple?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?