Why did the turtle cross the road?

What is another name for a cow?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What's E.T. short for?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why do cows wear bells?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?