What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?