Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Which hot drink loves golf?