Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why was the tire self-conscious?