Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Where do stars go to college?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?