Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where do hands go on vacation?
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