Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
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