Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What game do mice love to play?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
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