If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What table can you never sit at?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?