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Where does a scientist wizard work?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

How do bees get to school?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?