How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What kind of pants do fish wear?