Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What bird is always sad?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why is the beach so confident?

How do amoebas make calls?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.