What's the world's weakest animal?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Where do mermaids see movies?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why is summer always sad?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?