Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

How do bees get to school?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?