Which office space loves to cut corners?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?