What building always gets stains on it?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?