What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?