What building always gets stains on it?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?