Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
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What is the strongest animal?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
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Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
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