Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

How do bunnies stay fit?