Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why was the bee sad?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What is the strongest animal?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
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