Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
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