How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why are books always so angry?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Are baby skunks cute?