How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you call a singing rodent?