How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
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