How do locomotives know where to go?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?