What did the painter say to the wall?

Why did the foal cough?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

I'm not a bad putter.

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What is a king's favorite weather?