Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What's the holiest insect?

How is life like toilet paper?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do little fish love to play with?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why can't you trust a pig?