What do birds serve on Halloween?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why is furniture so generous?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?