Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Which relative loves rice?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?