What horn never makes a sound?

What do naked fish play with?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why are skeletons so calm?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?