What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's a henway?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
How do billboards talk?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
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