What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
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