What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What sports are both plant-based?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do some people love eating snails?
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