What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
What game do bats excel at?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do pigs always order at Arby'sĀ®?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which Star WarsĀ® character works at Applebee'sĀ®?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
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