What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
Where do books sleep?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
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