What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
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