What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

How do you arrest a pig?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Where does laundry go to college?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What's black and white and red all over?