What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why was the computer cold at work?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
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