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A sourpuss!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What season begins with a thud?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
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