What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do naked fish play with?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
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