What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What sport requires no movement at all?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Which tree can't stop crying?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?