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Why did the twins join the Air Force?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?