What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?