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What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?