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Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What animal floats best?