Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What fairy loves to count?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?