What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What animal loves Indian food?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?