How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
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How is cat food sold?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Which family member has tusks?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where are average things manufactured?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What condiment has wings?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
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