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Why do porcupines always win the game?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do you call a tired tree?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?