Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What nationality are most fish?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What animal floats best?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?