What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?