Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why don't fish play basketball?