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What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

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When fish play football, who is the captain?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

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