Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?