What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?