Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
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Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
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What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
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Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What car always breaks the rules?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
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