Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
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