What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?