How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?