You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the barber win the race?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?