Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What fish sings the best?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What do you call a retired vegetable?