Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What kind of music do planets like?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Which family member has tusks?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did one plate say to the other?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?