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A tuba glue.
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What's the loudest Christmas song?
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Which family member is always relieved?
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How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
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Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
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