What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?