What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?