What's the world's weakest animal?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?