Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
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