Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
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