Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What was the first animal in space?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where does the Little Mermaidâ˘ď¸ dream to go on vacation?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did Tigger⢠stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
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