Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Which relative loves rice?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What kind of music do planets like?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?