Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Which cats love to be petted?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What's E.T. short for?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?