What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What sweet treat never panics?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Where do ants go to eat?