Why do trees try new things so often?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Which celebrity loves to read?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?