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Why did spring break up with winter?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

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Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What sport are eggs the best at?