What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why are books always so angry?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What do you give an angry rhino?