Where do novels go to have a good time?
Book club.
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What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How do you make antifreeze?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
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